Monthly Archives: April 2014

Horse Sh!t

There comes a time in every mother’s life when she has to admit to the awful truth that she is simply a bad influence on her child. At least I would I like to believe that happens with all mothers. I can’t be alone on this one; I can’t be the only mother who sometimes […]

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Indiana Jones and the Grocery Store

Being a wife and mother in the suburbs isn’t everything reality TV makes it out to be. For instance, I have never ripped a wig off of another woman’s head after a heated debate about whose husband is currently sleeping with the floozy neighbor down the street, although I did once get very agitated by […]

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